Hello, my gorgeous fans. So, for the past 2 weeks, we have been given the gift of Real Houswives reunions from New York and New Jersey. The New York wives just had the first part of their reunion air on Monday, part two airs next week. The New Jersey wives have a THREE-PART reunion!!! You know why...because they are nuts, well, mostly Teresa.
Teresa proved herself to be a nightmare. A total and complete, selfish, delusional nightmare. In her mind, she can do no wrong and she is just the star and the other girls are along for the ride. The big "To dos" in the first two parts are of course about Teresa telling everyone that Melissa was a stripper at the Posche Fashion Show (whatever that is). There was also a segment about Jacqueline's autistic son, which was SOOOOOO sad, and of course Teresa had to open her big, ignorant mouth and make it somehow about her. I can't believe her. Thank god Caroline, who I think looked really great, got Teresa to shut up by saying, "Listen, you and your f--king Christmas pageant dress, sit back and shut the f--k up, we're talking about this kid." Well said, Caroline...well said.
The most awkward of all was when Joe Giudice made an appearance. The whole room was silent and the women were trying to best to keep their mouths shut. Teresa and Joe grabbed each other's hands in a forced attempt at PDA. Teresa made the big mistake of confusing Jacqueline's first husband and current husband cheating on her which made Jacqueline freak out and reveal that Joe was caught cheating with a secretary...yikes...next week Teresa and her brother, Joe, finally meet face to face and it looks like things get CRAZIER than ever...looking forward to it.
The New York Housewives were a little more restrained and a lot less delusional...besides Ramona. I mean, what would these shows be without at least ONE completely delusional woman...I guess New York has two because Sonja is pretty nightmarish as well, but they at least listen and discuss. Ramona is a tyrant though. I completely believe that she wanted to blackmail the countess about an incident with her daughter. She is a nasty lady. I genuinely felt bad for Sonja this season. She is just a walking time bomb. Also, her ex needs to settle with her, it's ridiculous. These men are SO rich! If not for your ex-wife, for your child, get it together and cough up the cash.
Anyway, the reunion made me change my opinion of a few of the wives. Aviva is just the worst, but she did attempt to calm down and apologize for being a crazy bitch in St. Barts. I like Carole during the season, but I found her SO unappealing at the reunion. She thinks she is SO above all of these women because of her pedigree and her profession, but...she DID sign on for this show, probably making it seem like she was doing it for research for her next book. She was nasty to Countess about the dress thing. Sure, Countess was probably trying to be a social climber, but the way Carole spoke to her was ruuuude and awkward. I don't blame Countess for being hurt.
Ramona is just the worst. Her dress was one of the most hideous things I've ever seen, she just thinks she is Queen Bee and doesn't owe anybody anything. Sonja actually looked AMAZING, loving the dress and hair. Countess looked understated and lovely as usual. Carole has the most wonderful clothes...but her face...yikes. I go back and fourth with Heather. Sometimes she seems like she could be a real girlfriend and others she's a little funny. She's definitely the least evil of these women though. Aviva's dress was weird...anyway, I am looking forward to the conclusions of both these reunions!!! Also, Andy Cohen is hot.
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