Madonna flashes Istanbul!

Hello, my beautiful, adoring, tit-loving fans! Madonna, who is currently doing her MDNA tour, was performing in Istanbul when the music just took over her soul and she decided it was necessary to show us a brief glimpse of her bony, small boob. Hmmmm....it's only a brief glimpse, but I guess we should be thankful for small favors?

Madonna may make $500 million this year...WOW

Hello, gorgeous fans! So...America's "Material Girl," Madonna, is going to be able to buy a lot of expensive crap this year. Insiders are reporting that Madonna will probably make close to $500 million this year...that is SO MUCH money!!! Here is a rundown of her income...that we know of...

1. $300 million from the MDNA World Tour
2. $75 million in tour merchandise (which is a lowball estimate)
3. $60 million from her new Truth or Dare perfume
4. $10 million from her deal with Smirnoff
5. $10 million for broadcasting rights for her tour
6. and $5 million on her Material Girl clothing line that's coming out.

THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY! I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are paid with that money and she has major expenses and taxes, etc, but still...wow. I guess despite people being down on this new album, Madonna has STILL got it.

Is Madonna passé?

Hello, gorgeous ones! I just read an article saying that Madonna's record sales plummeted this week after starting strong. Some are saying that the only reason she got those wonderful sales in the first week was because TickerMaster.com was including the CD with the purchase of a ticket for Madonna's tour. So, once those initial tickets sold out for the tour, the ACTUAL album sales looked bleak. I must admit that I purchased the album and while there are a few catchy songs, it just sounds like an old broad trying to keep up with the times....yikes...I mean, even though I look younger than ever, I am not the young girl I once was, and do what I do best: belting and musical comedy!