Levi Johnston might go for the Full Monty!??

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, rumor has it that Levi Johnston is BRRROOOKE. He is way behind on child support payments for Bristol and her baby. Now he's knocked up his current girlfriend and plans to sell information about his new baby to make some extra cash, like revealing the name he's choosing...and get this...he's naming her Breeze Beretta...after the gun...::smacks head::. The one glimmering hope is maybe doing another Playgirl spread! The only catch is, he'd have to go for the FULLLLL MONTY!


Daniel Nardicio, the former vice-president of marketing at Playgirl said the magazine would definitely go for another shoot with Levi, but only if he takes it all off. He also said, “I believe if he were willing to go full frontal I could get him a pretty fair deal -- say $25,000 for a layout. I was privy to his endowment and can say he has nothing to be ashamed of.” WELL, WELL, WELL! PLEASE let this happen! Also...do you think Sarah Palin just looks at Bristol everyday and asks, "Are you even MORE of an idiot than I am?"

Bristol Palin slams Obama, Glee and the gays...ew

Hello, gorgeous ones. The Palin clan continue to prove that they are the worst. Bristol Palin blogged about Barak's decision to go public about his support for gay marriage, blogging the following...

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

Um...okay...I hate Glee too, but you are the one who got knocked up out of wedlock by a total loser who posed for Playgirl! You have gone against so many of the things you preach, and in the end, you're just a trashy, slutty, bigoted idiot. Oye...