Rob Kardashian and Scott Disick nap together...

Hello, gorgeons fans. So I know that when I want to take a nap, I find the nearest man who is laying down, open his legs and prop a pillow on his crotch...it's nice to know that Scott Disick and I are on the same page....Kim posted this actually totally hilarious and adorable picture on Twitter.

Kristen Stewart actually looks gorgeous at Cannes

Hello, gorgeous fans! Kristen is at Cannes supporting Robby Robby Pat Pat with his movie premiere, and she dressed to impress. Kristen Stewart arrived in this GORGEOUS red number with shockingly wonderful hair and makeup...wow. And check out the back of this dress. It's just gorgeous! Major props to Kristen and her stylist/hair and makeup people! 

Kim and Kourtney talk their mom's affair

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, the girls went out for lunch (Kim had soup and Kourtney had half a sandwich), and they talked about their mom's affair on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kourtney said she had forgiven Mama Kris for the affair she had while she was married to their father, Robert Kardashian, but when Kris published her very candid book and talked about the affair openly, it brought up a lot of bad memories and feelings for her. Check out the video. Also, I love when Kim says, "I hate when people run away from convos." HA!

I love Britney

I just needed to post some more pictures of her outfit from the Austin Auditions. I love her forever. She looks fab!!!

Audio and Pictures from Britney and Demi's first X-Factor

Hello, gorgeous fans. There have been a bunch of pictures and even some audio of Britney and Demi judging X-Factor. From the audio it sounds like any worries Britney wouldn't be totally wonderful should be squashed. She sounds like the nice judge, but there's nothing wrong with that, especially because Demi Lovato sounds like a total biatch. Also, Britney is looking GOOOOOD! This is only the first episode they've filmed, imagine how much more amazing Britney's hair, makeup and outfits are going to get. I LOVE GLAMOROUS BRITNEY :)!!! 

Rob and Kristen caught MAKING OUT

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, only recently has Kristen Stewart really let it slip that she and Robert Pattinson are an item, even though we all already knew. Not only did she let it "slip," now there's footage of the two of them being adorable at the Cannes Film Festival. Also...they look positively annoying in this clip like...are you guys just a stupid, annoying movie in real life too? Here is what I can only guess they're saying...

Robert: Hey cutie...what's wrong? Why you bitin your nails?
Kristen: I don't know. I'm just so angsty right now.
Robert: Aw, baby, let me smother you with my armpit.
Kristen: Rob, I just need to pout and be nervous right now.
Robert: But look, I'm so funny! I do faces with moving around, don't be sad.
Kristen: But my life is just so easy, I never have to work for my roles and my hair is always greasy.
Robert: Shush, .::SLOPPY KISS::.
Kristen: That didn't help.
Robert: Yeah, me neither, you're just the worst.

Six Roommates Brutally Torture 7th

Oh...my...god....I just read this story and could NOT believe it. I am never living with anyone ever again. A man in Salt Lake City, 41-year-old Thomas Chapman, moved into what must be a pretty big house or apartment, with six other people and offered to remodel their bathroom in exchange for a rent. Pretty good deal. Unfortunately, one of the roommates suspected Thomas of organizing street attacks against him, so of course the natural thing to do is gather your other five roommates and systematically torture him. I won't go into detail as to what they did to him on my blog, but if you HAVE to know, click here. Luckily, he thought to lie about who he was tipping off and managed to get in touch with police and the day was saved. OY!!!! Good rule of thumb: don't move into a house with six crazy middle aged people...