Jessica Simpson's parents get divorced...the gay, gay truth!

Ugh, this sounds MESSY. So, Jessica Simpson's parents, Joe and Tina, are getting a divorce and the reason is some twinky little guy named Bryce. According to "sources," Joe and Tina had been having marital trouble for a while and went on a last chance to save the marriage trip to Hawaii. When they returned to Los Angeles, Joe got on a plane to New York. Tina found this suspicious, especially because she had found a few pictures of Bryce Chandler Hill around her home...ew...and THEN one of Jessica's close friends told her that Joe was having an affair with this kid. Tina got on a plane to New York to ambush Joe. When she got there they had a big fight and the truth came out. On top of all that, it's being reported that Tina was looking at their finances and Joe Simpson has spent a TON of money on presents, concert tickets, gifts and fancy hotel rooms for this guy...ew. 

So...now the couple has headed toward a messy divorce and Joe's personal life is now out in the open. The sad part is that people are saying that Joe is madly in love with this Bryce guy, but Bryce supposedly thinks Joe is a total joke and is using him to get famous...big surprise. P.S...how is this kid a model!??!?! He is SO GROSS! Joe! You could have done SO much better. I mean, there are plenty of little, androgynous boys that would have wanted to use you for your money that are WAY more attractive. Oy!

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Aw, how nice. Tom and Katie may settle out of court

Hello, my gorgeous fans. The world has been buzzing about the divorce of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Katie has filed for divorce in New York state for tactical reasons so she can get soul custody of Suri, their spawn. Tom had been sitting back while Katie's sources flooded the media with various stories about Tom being the worst and Katie escaping from him and his religion. While they're all probably true, Tom has decided to take the high road and will try and settle with Katie OUT of court. Wow! Well, I'm sure he's smart enough to not want all his dirty laundry to be aired in a public forum. Oh well...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing

Hello, my gorgeous, celebrity hungry fans. So, I was so distracted by my busy schedule and news of Adele's pregnancy that I almost completely missed that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES and getting DIVORCED! I'm...stunned...just...stunned. The couple has been married for six years...but seems to spend most of their time apart. Tom is off with his gay lover...I mean, filming movies, and Katie seems to be entirely focused on raising Suri...which is fine, just weird since Katie and Tom haven't been spotted together much recently, thus the divorce. The couple supposedly has a prenup, so hopefully it won't be too messy, but more hopefully we can only hope that Katie Holmes will out Cruise, but you can't have it all. Katie Holmes is supposedly going to try and get soul custody...yikes.

John Travolta settles with Gay accuser out of court...

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, even though Travolta's lawyer claimed his client would NEVER settle and NEVER pay a dime to these awful accusers, it seems that that will not be the case. Someone "close" to the situation had the following thing to say...


"John Travolta's lawyer is currently in settlement talks with one of the accusers. The goal is to have a settlement reached very quietly and quickly because John just wants this scandal to go away. No money has been paid yet, but it's almost a done deal. It will be an out of court settlement and John Travolta's name won't even be in the agreement to ensure complete confidentiality, along with a clause that states if the man ever goes public with his story, he will be sued for at least twice the amount of the settlement."


UGH, but I wanted an awful, very public trial!!! This sucks! But wait! There's still hope!


"If the accuser who is in talks with John's lawyer right now is unable to reach a settlement, he is absolutely prepared to file a lawsuit against him. The man isn't intimidated by John's celebrity status and just wants the actor to be held accountable for his actions."


Well, we can only hope and pray that Johnny is feeling like a cheap-O! 

X-Men has a GAY WEDDING!!!

Hello, my gorgeous fans! Some of you might not know this, but I adore comic books, and particularly X-Men comics and anything having to do with the X-Men (movies, cartoons, action figures, etc). I also dream of my chance to play Jean Grey in a musical version of the comic...anyway. This summer, X-Men will have its first gay wedding for longtime character, Northstar, who was originally part of the Alpha Flight comics, which is like X-Men, but in Canada, but he gradually became a part of the X-Men. Not only is he making history by having a man on man wedding in this comic book, they also did a story on him during the outbreak of AIDS where he appeared to be sick, and the writer of the book actually wanted him to have AIDS, but then it turned out that he was just a fairy...Northstar is always making headlines. When he came out in the early 90s, it was headline news because he was the first openly gay character in a comic book....ever!!! YAY for gay super heroes!

Travolta gets some praise from his accusers!

Hello, gorgeous fans. So, even though Travolta has some serious accusations against him, NOW men are coming forward to say that they were molested by Travolta, and they LIKED it. A man named Luis Gonzalez told The National Enquirer that he had sex with the married actor in 1997 during an afternoon at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Laguna Niguel, California. Gonzalez said, "He's a great kisser!" How...lovely. This Gonzalez guy is also a masseur and he goes on to say, “I gladly let him lay on the table naked . . . and within five minutes, Travolta spread his legs and I could see an erection. He moved around and started to breathe heavily. He’d say, ‘Oh, yeah, that feels so good! A little higher, please! We got into the bed that was right next to the massage table and had a really good time.” He then went on to say, “Travolta may not identify himself as a gay man, but it doesn’t dismiss the fact that he likes sex with men.” HA! Well, there you go.  I mean, who knows if any of this is true, but it doesn't sound so farfetched...

FOURTH masseur files lawsuit against Travolta

Hello, gorgeous ones! I am going to stop posting about this once it reaches 10 masseurs. A fourth masseur has come forward from the Peninsula Hotel/Spa. Supposedly Johnny would always request a male masseur, take off his towel exposing his erection, grind against the table and lift his butt in the air...yow. Also, after a while, supposedly none of the male masseurs would massage him so the hotel's spa would have to turn him away! Travolta's legal team is still denying anything, like they're supposed to, but this isn't going to go away. Just one more reason why people should just be themselves.

20 Years of Travolta Gay Rumors

Hello, gorgeous fans. Everyone is all in a tizzy about the new lawsuits filed against Travolta for allegedly sexually harassing two masseurs (and possibly many, many more), but this isn't brand new news! There have been rumors about Travolta's sexuality floating around for years...well, not floating, more like exploding. The Daily Beast published in article documenting most of Travolta's various "outings" over the years. 1990 was the first time gay rumors about Travolta exploded in the media. Porn star, Paul Barresi, came forward about his 2 year long relationship with Travolta in the 80s. Barresi claimed they met in an LA Shower room where Travolta made advances on him. Travolta married Kelly Preston only a few months after the story came out...yikes. Later that decade, a story was published about how Travolta was BANNED from a LA Country Clud and a major hotel chain for harassing other men! Rumors died down for a while, but then he was snapped kissing his male nanny in 2006, and in 2010, the always fun/crazy Carrie Fisher addressed these rumors by saying, “I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.” 


What drives me nuts about all this is that instead of being a sexual predator who obviously oversteps his boundaries and engages in less than reputable behavior, I wish we lived in a world where male actors weren't encouraged to hide who they are and lead double lives because studio executives, producers, etc don't want a gay leading man, no matter how convincing they are on screen. I hope that people like Neil Patrick Harris, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken will inspire others to be honest. Even though I'm not a fan, Neil Patrick Harris has convincingly played straight characters for years and everything was really OKAY. Hopefully in the future, sexual preference won't affect jobs.

Rihanna...BISEXUAL?!

Hell gorgeous fans with different sexual identities! Rihanna was tweeting the night away while she spent a date night with a GAL pal, but was calling it at "date night." "I'm on my first date in almost 2 years!" With a woman?! Check out the entire article here. Rumors swirled in 2009 that Rihanna was bisexual, but maybe now it's true?! Or...was Rihanna just playing a joke on the paparazzi and all of us? Who knows...here's a picture of her leaving a restaurant with her friend on their "date night."

Thank you for being Bernadette Peters!

Hello, gorgeous ones! Sometimes...the perfect song and the perfect singer find each other in our vast universe and just come together to form a perfect, campy, unexpected performance that just brings unfathomable joy. This is one of them...