Aw, how nice. Tom and Katie may settle out of court

Hello, my gorgeous fans. The world has been buzzing about the divorce of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Katie has filed for divorce in New York state for tactical reasons so she can get soul custody of Suri, their spawn. Tom had been sitting back while Katie's sources flooded the media with various stories about Tom being the worst and Katie escaping from him and his religion. While they're all probably true, Tom has decided to take the high road and will try and settle with Katie OUT of court. Wow! Well, I'm sure he's smart enough to not want all his dirty laundry to be aired in a public forum. Oh well...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing

Hello, my gorgeous, celebrity hungry fans. So, I was so distracted by my busy schedule and news of Adele's pregnancy that I almost completely missed that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES and getting DIVORCED! I'm...stunned...just...stunned. The couple has been married for six years...but seems to spend most of their time apart. Tom is off with his gay lover...I mean, filming movies, and Katie seems to be entirely focused on raising Suri...which is fine, just weird since Katie and Tom haven't been spotted together much recently, thus the divorce. The couple supposedly has a prenup, so hopefully it won't be too messy, but more hopefully we can only hope that Katie Holmes will out Cruise, but you can't have it all. Katie Holmes is supposedly going to try and get soul custody...yikes.