Aw, how nice. Tom and Katie may settle out of court

Hello, my gorgeous fans. The world has been buzzing about the divorce of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Katie has filed for divorce in New York state for tactical reasons so she can get soul custody of Suri, their spawn. Tom had been sitting back while Katie's sources flooded the media with various stories about Tom being the worst and Katie escaping from him and his religion. While they're all probably true, Tom has decided to take the high road and will try and settle with Katie OUT of court. Wow! Well, I'm sure he's smart enough to not want all his dirty laundry to be aired in a public forum. Oh well...

John Travolta settles with Gay accuser out of court...

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, even though Travolta's lawyer claimed his client would NEVER settle and NEVER pay a dime to these awful accusers, it seems that that will not be the case. Someone "close" to the situation had the following thing to say...


"John Travolta's lawyer is currently in settlement talks with one of the accusers. The goal is to have a settlement reached very quietly and quickly because John just wants this scandal to go away. No money has been paid yet, but it's almost a done deal. It will be an out of court settlement and John Travolta's name won't even be in the agreement to ensure complete confidentiality, along with a clause that states if the man ever goes public with his story, he will be sued for at least twice the amount of the settlement."


UGH, but I wanted an awful, very public trial!!! This sucks! But wait! There's still hope!


"If the accuser who is in talks with John's lawyer right now is unable to reach a settlement, he is absolutely prepared to file a lawsuit against him. The man isn't intimidated by John's celebrity status and just wants the actor to be held accountable for his actions."


Well, we can only hope and pray that Johnny is feeling like a cheap-O!