It's official, Britney and I are the same person

Hello, my gorgeous fans! You know, I've thought it for years, but now I know it's true: Britney Spears and I are basically the same person. We are both fragile southern belles with a feisty side. We can sing...really well, and dance with snakes! We also have VERY similar demands when we do shows: 24-pack cases of Diet Coke, 10 snack-sized bags of Doritos, 10 pieces of chicken, four pints of potato salad, and 12 Snickers bars backstage for she and her team every week...but when she says team, she means her and her two manorexic gay stylists who don't eat. Ugh, I love you Brit, I really do.

Jennifer Lopez quits American Idol

Hello, gorgeous fans. So, after some hinting earlier in the week, J.Lo has quit American Idol. When she went on the Ellen show she hinted she might be leaving, but she made it official today. Honestly, she's probably got so much going on that she just doesn't have time to do a tv show and everything else that she's doing, like her concert tour with Enrique Iglesias. She will be missed, mostly for her outfits and amazing hair!

Miley Cyrus X-Factor Judge!?!

Hello, gorgeous ones. Just when I thought I might be into watching this show, I hear that Miley Cyrus is in talks to be a judge. ICK! Other stars they are considering are Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne and Fergie...I would prefer ANY of those over Miley. She is just the worst. Why can't Britney have someone equally as fabulous judging alongside her!?

Britney will DEFINITELY be on X-Factor!

Hello, gorgeous ones! As we reported before, there were rumors that Britney would be joining X-Factor, and NOW it's confirmed!!! It's Britney bitch! So exciting! I might actually watch this show (or at leas the online recap) now! Congrats Brit! Love, Ronny

Britney Spears to join X-Factor???

Hello, gorgeous ones! Rumors have been flying that Simon Cowell has made Britney an offer to join X-Factor and that he is optimistic that she will accept! I have honestly never watched the show, but I would if Britney was a judge!!! I think Britney would be a fabulous, supportive judge and a job like this would give her some normalcy. She could go to her X-Factor gig and then come home to the kids. Maybe she would have tot travel so much? I want Britney to be happy and succeed SO badly, always have, always will. I hope this works out and she's an enormous hit!