Hello, my gorgeous fans! You know, I've thought it for years, but now I know it's true: Britney Spears and I are basically the same person. We are both fragile southern belles with a feisty side. We can sing...really well, and dance with snakes! We also have VERY similar demands when we do shows: 24-pack cases of Diet Coke, 10 snack-sized bags of Doritos, 10 pieces of chicken, four pints of potato salad, and 12 Snickers bars backstage for she and her team every week...but when she says team, she means her and her two manorexic gay stylists who don't eat. Ugh, I love you Brit, I really do.
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