Hello, my gorgeous, Lindsay-loving fans! Well...the good news is that bars around the city will be doing good business, because Lindsay Lohan is moving back to the big apple. After a bunch of mishaps in LA with cars, hotel bills (she racked up a $50,000 hotel bill and hasn't paid it), and generally making a fool of herself, Lindsay is moving back to the BIG APPLE! I am hoping that she'll take a gander at starring in a show on the GREAT WHITE WAY! Imagine....Streetcar Named Desire starring Lindsay Lohan, with me as standby. Sounds good to me!
