Ugh, this sounds MESSY. So, Jessica Simpson's parents, Joe and Tina, are getting a divorce and the reason is some twinky little guy named Bryce. According to "sources," Joe and Tina had been having marital trouble for a while and went on a last chance to save the marriage trip to Hawaii. When they returned to Los Angeles, Joe got on a plane to New York. Tina found this suspicious, especially because she had found a few pictures of Bryce Chandler Hill around her home...ew...and THEN one of Jessica's close friends told her that Joe was having an affair with this kid. Tina got on a plane to New York to ambush Joe. When she got there they had a big fight and the truth came out. On top of all that, it's being reported that Tina was looking at their finances and Joe Simpson has spent a TON of money on presents, concert tickets, gifts and fancy hotel rooms for this guy...ew.
So...now the couple has headed toward a messy divorce and Joe's personal life is now out in the open. The sad part is that people are saying that Joe is madly in love with this Bryce guy, but Bryce supposedly thinks Joe is a total joke and is using him to get famous...big surprise. P.S...how is this kid a model!??!?! He is SO GROSS! Joe! You could have done SO much better. I mean, there are plenty of little, androgynous boys that would have wanted to use you for your money that are WAY more attractive. Oy!
