Joe Simpson denies his gayness

I must say, Joe Simpson is looking FAB in his fedora. Anyway, Joe Simpson is vehemently denying the gay rumors and because he's a former pastor and wants to protect his wife and family's reputations, insiders are saying he will never admit it. Oy, well, I think that hat says it all. 

Jessica Simpson's parents get divorced...the gay, gay truth!

Ugh, this sounds MESSY. So, Jessica Simpson's parents, Joe and Tina, are getting a divorce and the reason is some twinky little guy named Bryce. According to "sources," Joe and Tina had been having marital trouble for a while and went on a last chance to save the marriage trip to Hawaii. When they returned to Los Angeles, Joe got on a plane to New York. Tina found this suspicious, especially because she had found a few pictures of Bryce Chandler Hill around her home...ew...and THEN one of Jessica's close friends told her that Joe was having an affair with this kid. Tina got on a plane to New York to ambush Joe. When she got there they had a big fight and the truth came out. On top of all that, it's being reported that Tina was looking at their finances and Joe Simpson has spent a TON of money on presents, concert tickets, gifts and fancy hotel rooms for this guy...ew. 

So...now the couple has headed toward a messy divorce and Joe's personal life is now out in the open. The sad part is that people are saying that Joe is madly in love with this Bryce guy, but Bryce supposedly thinks Joe is a total joke and is using him to get famous...big surprise. P.S...how is this kid a model!??!?! He is SO GROSS! Joe! You could have done SO much better. I mean, there are plenty of little, androgynous boys that would have wanted to use you for your money that are WAY more attractive. Oy!

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett getting a divorce...

Ugh, this is sad. Seemingly happy couple, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have separated. They've been married for nine years. Well...at least they gave it a shot. The couple married in 2003 and since then they have had two children: Archie, 3 and Abel, 2. Their reps say the separation was "amicable," but who knows for sure. Hopefully these two have a sense of humor about the whole thing...ugh. 

Aw, how nice. Tom and Katie may settle out of court

Hello, my gorgeous fans. The world has been buzzing about the divorce of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Katie has filed for divorce in New York state for tactical reasons so she can get soul custody of Suri, their spawn. Tom had been sitting back while Katie's sources flooded the media with various stories about Tom being the worst and Katie escaping from him and his religion. While they're all probably true, Tom has decided to take the high road and will try and settle with Katie OUT of court. Wow! Well, I'm sure he's smart enough to not want all his dirty laundry to be aired in a public forum. Oh well...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing

Hello, my gorgeous, celebrity hungry fans. So, I was so distracted by my busy schedule and news of Adele's pregnancy that I almost completely missed that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES and getting DIVORCED! I'm...stunned...just...stunned. The couple has been married for six years...but seems to spend most of their time apart. Tom is off with his gay lover...I mean, filming movies, and Katie seems to be entirely focused on raising Suri...which is fine, just weird since Katie and Tom haven't been spotted together much recently, thus the divorce. The couple supposedly has a prenup, so hopefully it won't be too messy, but more hopefully we can only hope that Katie Holmes will out Cruise, but you can't have it all. Katie Holmes is supposedly going to try and get soul custody...yikes.

Demi and Ashton getting back together?!

Hello, gorgeous ones! So supposedly Ashton and Demi showed up to the birthday party of the man that officiated their marriage. This must have brought up all sorts of memories of good times because supposedly they were both just enamored with each other at the party. Ashton supposedly made a toast where he said, "I've made so many horrendous mistakes this year," and broke down crying during the toast. Demi is said to have been looking on..."frozen." THEN they were spotted hugging for a really long time and talking "intimately" for a long while. Hmmm...well, that'd be great if they got together, but...THEY SOUND LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING PARTY GUESTS EVER. I can just see it though. They both show up to a lovely party and both have meltdowns and make it about themselves. Geez, guys. Get a hotel suite and work it out in private!

Mena Suvari's husband demanding a lot of spousal support!

Hello, gorgeous fans. This stuff drives me crazy. Mena Suvari's ex-husband, who she filed for divorce from in January, is demanding $17,000 a month in spousal support. Even though he is working guy, his reasons for this are that he became accustom to fancy living and needs $3,000 alone to pay for his dinners out every month...um...is that a real excuse?! Who knows what the reasons for divorce were, Mena has already been married and divorced once, but Mena and her current husband have no children and in my opinion, this guy has no reason for all that money besides just being an asshole! EAT AT HOME! You're not married to the big celebrity anymore! OY!

Kris Humphries wants the ring back!

Hello, gorgeous fans. I was wondering if this might happen. Lately, Kris Humphries has been pulling out all the stops to pin ANYTHING on Kim in his divorce. He is convinced that the whole thing was a fraud and that Kim only married him for ratings...I mean, Kim is not the brightest bulb, but I really don't think she'd do that. I think she just makes bad decisions with her love life. I mean...helloooo, she makes sex tapes and marries people secretly, and that was BEFORE she had her own reality show. Well, now Kris wants the $2 million, 20.5k diamond engagement ring back, but ACTUALLY, according to her prenup, she has to pay for the ring to keep it, but he doesn't understand why Kim wants to keep it and she probably won't ever wear it again...but Kris! Kim could turn it into a gorgeous diamond pendant! Or make a new ring...or it could adorn the headpiece she wears at her next wedding! Oy, I really hope the courts realize Kris is the one who is doing all this for the media attention and let Kim off the hook. It's nuts to me that this is still going on, Kim had an iron-clad prenup made before they got married. Isn't that what this is for?

Kim and Kanye talking marriage?!?!

Hello, gorgeous fans! Less than a year (WAY LESS) after Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries filed for divorce, sources are now saying that Kim and Kanye have been talking MARRIAGE!!! Um...didn't Kim say she was going to take her time the next time, think about decisions, etc?! It's just nuts to me. There have been rumors for years that Kim and Kanye were friends with benefits, so MAYBE that would make more sense, but still...they've been publicly dating for less than a month? It just seems SO fast to me. KIM, get it together! Stop jumping into marriages!

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Khloe and Lamar canceling show?!

Hello, gorgeous ones. Rumors have been flying that Khloe and Lamar might be cancelled, due to Lamar's struggle in their new home. Supposedly he only wants to concentrate on basketball and not do television. When this news hit, reps of Khloe and Lamar said that the show was not cancelled...hmmm...maybe they're still in talks? Kris Jenner is supposedly trying to get them to stay on... If you ask me, Khloe should be really careful. If her man is feeling like he's not bring anything to the table...well...we know what men stereotypically do when that happens, and cheating on Khloe is not something I bet anyone could survive...can you imagine!?! Hopefully Khloe will wise up, realize that appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians will pay her enough, and let her man figure things out. .::crosses fingers::.

Cute article about movie couples staying together.

Hello, gorgeous ones. I just thought this article was cute. Writer, Jane L. Rosen does a piece on relationships, divorce, etc and makes her predictions on what movie couples she thinks will "make it." For the most part, I completely agree. My favorites are Danny and Sandy (Grease) being divorced, but rendezvousing one time a year to relive their "summer lovin!" I also completely agree with Rhett and Scarlett, if Margaret Mitchell had written the sequel (she died before she got the chance, and there IS a sequel, but it's...iffy), but I think hose two were MEANT for each other, and unless Rhett died in some horrible accident, he and Scarlett would have been bickering for eternity. I also like her prediction that Harry and Sally from When Harry Met Sally, would be together forever too. What a cute thought, Meg Ryan (without surgery) and Billy Crystal strolling around Central Park in their 80s. Adorable. Check it out.

Kris Humphries using Kim and Kanye for case

Hello, gorgeous ones. I wonder if Kris Humphries knows how pathetic he is? Now that Kim has gone public with her relationship with Kanye West, and there have been some talks about having Kanye on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris's lawyers are using all this for their case. They're wondering how new the relationship is and how long have talks with the network been going on. Didn't they have a prenup?! Also, Kris and Kim's marriage was not the quickest celebrity marriage of all time or anything. I mean, it was a quick divorce, of course, but it's not like Kim is the queen of decision making. The one shady thing is that Amber Rose, Kanye's ex, claimed that she broke up her relationship with Kanye...and when was that...(does math)....? Hmmm...

Will and Jada: Divorcing?!?

Hello, gorgeous ones! You may or may not know that rumors had been flying that Will and Jada were having marital problems, some magazines even reporting the two were living in separate houses (one for Jada and the kids, and one for Will Smith and his gay lover?), but Jada is reassuring us that everyone is just fine. "Will and I know the truth. We're waiting peacefully for the storm to blow over." Also: Could they be a more gorgeous family? I mean, big ears and all, Will is a hottie, Jada is a chiseled goddess and their kids got their amazing genes. Also, I LOVE Willow Smith's songs and her spunky, cute personality. .::sigh::. The Smiths...