Married to Jonas...the worst show ever?

So...E! Network, for the past few weeks, has someone tricked me into watching the most pointless, stupid reality show I have ever seen. Somehow MORE pointless than any of the housewife shows, and the fact that most reality shows are pointless should make it clear how pointless and stupid this show is. Married to Jonas follows the unpopular Jonas brother and his wife through their boring, suburban life. The problems they have seem even more scripted than any other reality show because there just isn't much to work with anyway. The new Jonas bride is lovely, but she is so boring and her family, who they attempt to portray as these salt of the earth Italian people are just as boring as she is. The only saving grace is the Jonas matriarch who is just a nightmare. Also, the series premiered with the couple being late for church....late...for church...E! NETWORK! You are sneaky! You have put the fabulous Kardashians before this crap so I'll watch it before I switch over to Chiller to watch Buffy. UGH!

Kourtney gives birth and her name is...

Hello, my gorgeous, Kardashian loving fans. Just when I was thinking, "Oh my god, Kourtney is going to be pregnant FOREVER! I am SO tired of her maternity muumuus...well...no I'm not, I love those amazing, flowy things," Kourtney squeezed one out and now the world has a NEW Kardashian/Disick and her name is Penelope. Not Kenelope? Sad. Congrats Scott and Kourtney!!!

The Kardashians don't actually live in that house

Hello, gorgeous fans. I had suspected this might be true, especially because the first episode of the Kardashians is in a completely different house, but it's true, the Kardashians do NOT live in the mansion they pretend to live in on tv....that is just so nuts. The Kardashian's fake Studio City home is only used for show, and they ACTUALLY live in Calabasas. So crazy. I mean, the house is gorgeous, and I'm sure not having to keep where you actually live clean ALL the time must be nice, but really? They use a set for their "REALITY" show? ...they are the best

Kris Jenner sues over facelift

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, B&P Cosmetics, who have had a deal with Kris Jenner to promote their eye cream,  is now saying that her highly publicized facelift, which was on her TV show as well, has affected her ability to promote their product, so they're suing her. Kris says her facelift didn't affect her eyes and that they're full of it, and she's countersuing. I think Kris looks great and I hope it gets worked out. Also, the poor woman got her facelift on a reality show! How embarrassing, but the Kardashians seem to be immune embarrassment.

Kim Kardashian wants a sitcom...

Hello, my gorgeous fans. Well...okay...this is going to be entertaining no matter how it goes. Kim wants her own sitcom. She wants to do something separate from her family and she wants to act. I guess she had fun doing the acting stints she's been doing (30 Rock, Tyler Perry, etc). Well...I really can't wait to see if anything comes of this. Who knows, she could be the next Roseanne...but...thin...and gorgeous....and rich....hmmmm.

Kris Jenner Music Video

Hello, gorgeous ones! So, this video has been up on youtube for a while, but I thought I'd remind everyone about it. When Kris Jenner turned 30, instead of letting her friends throw her a party and getting her a fabulous present, she decided to make a music video of a song with lyrics by her VERY young daughters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, telling everyone that she LOVES her friends. My favorite part is that she went to all the stores she goes to and had the employees do shoutouts...hairdressers, yard men, etc...oye. Also, on a scary note, at 3:20, O.J Simpson makes an appearance...which is absolutely terrifying. Check it out!

Kardashians 3 More years

Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the Kardashians were renewed for THREE more years, PHEW!!!!

Kim stayed the night?!?!

Hello, gorgeous ones! So, Kim and Kanye had a late night dinner in NYC last night and according to everyone who saw them, KIM SPENT THE NIGHT at Kanye's NYC apartment! I'm just...shocked! Kim! Be a lady! 

UPDATE!

Um...I obviously missed these pictures of two people who are supposedly Kim and Kanye DOING it...what do you think?