Kylie and Kendall being beaten by Kris? Suicidal???

This is so messed up. Someone called the police and reported that Kris Jenner had been beating Kendall with a belt and that Kylie was going to jump off the Hollywood sign and kill herself. Of course these things were NOT true and was an elaborate prank. Kris Jenner is FURIOUS and suspects it was a tabloid reporter who created the whole thing and is plotting her revenge....yikes.

Kim and Kourtney talk their mom's affair

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, the girls went out for lunch (Kim had soup and Kourtney had half a sandwich), and they talked about their mom's affair on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kourtney said she had forgiven Mama Kris for the affair she had while she was married to their father, Robert Kardashian, but when Kris published her very candid book and talked about the affair openly, it brought up a lot of bad memories and feelings for her. Check out the video. Also, I love when Kim says, "I hate when people run away from convos." HA!

Khloe's Real Dad

Hello, gorgeous fans. I was legitimately concerned about this, but then when Mama Kris was being so open about it, I knew it must really be okay. Bitch doesn't mess around. Anyway, for those of you who didn't know, rumors had been flying for months that Khloe's real dad was NOT Robert Kardashian. Kris even confronted Khloe about it on the series finale of Khloe and Lamar. Well, after a little resistance, Khloe took a paternity test, and she IS a REAL Kardashian...THANK GOD. Can you imagine!??!?

Khloe taking DNA test?

Hello, gorgeous ones. Last night on the finale of Khloe and Lamar, the rumor about Robert Kardashian not being Khloe's actual dad exploded in the media. Kris has admitted that she had an affair, but that she is positive that Robert was Khloe's real father...oy. On the show, Lamar supported Khloe through the rumors, and Kris approached Khloe about taking a DNA test. I think Kris must be pretty confident that Robert is Khloe's father if she is willing to put it on the show. Kris likes attention, but she's not a fool. When Kris confronted Khloe about the issue, Khloe sort of brushed her off and said, "My dad is my dad," which is probably the best way to look at it...well, it's not the end of this because it's supposedly going to be brought up again in the new season ofKeeping up with the Kardashians, so STAYED TUNED!

The Kardashians don't actually live in that house

Hello, gorgeous fans. I had suspected this might be true, especially because the first episode of the Kardashians is in a completely different house, but it's true, the Kardashians do NOT live in the mansion they pretend to live in on tv....that is just so nuts. The Kardashian's fake Studio City home is only used for show, and they ACTUALLY live in Calabasas. So crazy. I mean, the house is gorgeous, and I'm sure not having to keep where you actually live clean ALL the time must be nice, but really? They use a set for their "REALITY" show? ...they are the best

Kris Jenner sues over facelift

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, B&P Cosmetics, who have had a deal with Kris Jenner to promote their eye cream,  is now saying that her highly publicized facelift, which was on her TV show as well, has affected her ability to promote their product, so they're suing her. Kris says her facelift didn't affect her eyes and that they're full of it, and she's countersuing. I think Kris looks great and I hope it gets worked out. Also, the poor woman got her facelift on a reality show! How embarrassing, but the Kardashians seem to be immune embarrassment.

Khloe and Lamar canceling show?!

Hello, gorgeous ones. Rumors have been flying that Khloe and Lamar might be cancelled, due to Lamar's struggle in their new home. Supposedly he only wants to concentrate on basketball and not do television. When this news hit, reps of Khloe and Lamar said that the show was not cancelled...hmmm...maybe they're still in talks? Kris Jenner is supposedly trying to get them to stay on... If you ask me, Khloe should be really careful. If her man is feeling like he's not bring anything to the table...well...we know what men stereotypically do when that happens, and cheating on Khloe is not something I bet anyone could survive...can you imagine!?! Hopefully Khloe will wise up, realize that appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians will pay her enough, and let her man figure things out. .::crosses fingers::.

Kris Jenner Music Video

Hello, gorgeous ones! So, this video has been up on youtube for a while, but I thought I'd remind everyone about it. When Kris Jenner turned 30, instead of letting her friends throw her a party and getting her a fabulous present, she decided to make a music video of a song with lyrics by her VERY young daughters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, telling everyone that she LOVES her friends. My favorite part is that she went to all the stores she goes to and had the employees do shoutouts...hairdressers, yard men, etc...oye. Also, on a scary note, at 3:20, O.J Simpson makes an appearance...which is absolutely terrifying. Check it out!