Perez makes Off-Broadway debut...ugh

Hello, my gorgeous, adoring fans. Ugh...Perez, possibly my least favorite person in the world, is joining the cast of a musical, Off-Broadway revue, Newsical the Musical. The show is various pop-culture references, news stories, etc. There are going to be added songs for Perez about his blog, his life and a song about Chick-Fil-A, the fast food chain that recently came out of the closet about their anti-gay feelings. Well...I for one will not be going to see this, but WILL look forward to the reviews :).

Perez and Lohan on Glee

Hello, gorgeous fans. I don't watch the show, and I hate Perez, but I actually adored this ridiculous scene between La Lohan, Perez and the other guy...whoever he is. I love Lindsay poking fun at herself, Perez blogging about her while she's in the room, etc. Good stuff. Check it out.

Perez Hilton's video...in a speedo...ewwww

Hello, my gorgeous fans. Well...if I didn't think Perez was a gross, awful human being before, then I definitely do now (although I sill check the blog for fun stories). Everyone had been speculating that Perez got major surgery to look the way he's been looking lately, which I actually don't think is true, but whatever. He's been working at it for years. ANYWAY, I do think he's gotten TOO skinny and looks gross (it probably doesn't help that his personality matches his gross bod) and  he totally thinks he's hot now. There's nothing worse than a former fatty thinking that being thin makes them better than everyone else. Also...maybe you should stuff your speedo next time? ALSO!!! WHY is his mother in this video?!?!?!