Showing posts with label the worst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the worst. Show all posts

Monday, April 30, 2012

Perez Hilton's video...in a speedo...ewwww



Hello, my gorgeous fans. Well...if I didn't think Perez was a gross, awful human being before, then I definitely do now (although I sill check the blog for fun stories). Everyone had been speculating that Perez got major surgery to look the way he's been looking lately, which I actually don't think is true, but whatever. He's been working at it for years. ANYWAY, I do think he's gotten TOO skinny and looks gross (it probably doesn't help that his personality matches his gross bod) and  he totally thinks he's hot now. There's nothing worse than a former fatty thinking that being thin makes them better than everyone else. Also...maybe you should stuff your speedo next time? ALSO!!! WHY is his mother in this video?!?!?! 



Monday, April 9, 2012

Jesse James is still the worst!

Hello, my gorgeous, glittering fans! Tonight, I was reminded of the existence of Jesse James...you know, the guy who was stupid enough to cheat on Sandra Bullock. How IDIOTIC does someone have to be to cheat on someone who just seems to lovely, and happens to be a gorgeous, horse-like, woman. (I mean horse-like in the most complimentary way. Like a beautiful stallion.) Anyway, here's the article I read, and I'm sorry, Jesse James. You have NO sympathy from me!