Texas Honor Student Sent to JAIL for missing class!!!

Hello, gorgeous fans. This story really hit home for me, considering I was known as Skippy in school because I skipped class so much, but I never got sent to JAIL! Diane Tran, a 17 year old girl in Texas, was sent to jail for having 10 unexcused absences....um......WHAT?! Not only is that insane, but also this girl, who is an honors student, was missing class because she supports her two siblings and works multiple jobs AND goes to school and is on the honor roll....and she ends up in jail. Just goes to show you that educational institutions are the worst, and so is Texas...besides the hair...and food.

LUCKILY, people from ALL across the globe heard this story and were STUNNED and saddened. $100,000 was raised toe Diane Tran and luckily, the judge saw the light and is making sure he record is clear...this story makes me hate the world. Thank goodness people spoke up.

Illinois Lawmaker throws Tantrum During State Pension Debate

Hello, gorgeous ones. Wow...I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do this...this guy is having issues with a law that Illinois is trying to pass through that will take money away from schools to pay for pensions...ugh. Both things suck. On one hand the schools REALLY need money and on the other hand, elderly people are relying on their pensions to survive...sucky. Anyway, check out this video. He literally throws papers into the air and stomps around like a 5 year old. I'm not big into politics, but the fact that this guy just LOST it at a REAL government debate like this is just the best. LOVE!

Kim bans Rihanna from Kanye's dressing room!

Hello, gorgeous ones! Whoa, so according to BACKSTAGE SOURCES, Kim doesn't want Rihanna to be alone with Kanye. She BAN her from being alone with him in his dressing room on the opening night of his tour with Jay-Z, and reportedly is incredibly protective and jealous of Kanye in general. She doesn't want him to be alone with any women, even his good friends, unless she's there...wow. Well, if rumors that she and Kanye were fooling around while he was with Amber Rose are true, MAYBE she's just worried that Kanye will cheat AGAIN! Kim...if he even looks at someone else, he's insane...but I wouldn't put it past him...

John Travolta settles with Gay accuser out of court...

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, even though Travolta's lawyer claimed his client would NEVER settle and NEVER pay a dime to these awful accusers, it seems that that will not be the case. Someone "close" to the situation had the following thing to say...


"John Travolta's lawyer is currently in settlement talks with one of the accusers. The goal is to have a settlement reached very quietly and quickly because John just wants this scandal to go away. No money has been paid yet, but it's almost a done deal. It will be an out of court settlement and John Travolta's name won't even be in the agreement to ensure complete confidentiality, along with a clause that states if the man ever goes public with his story, he will be sued for at least twice the amount of the settlement."


UGH, but I wanted an awful, very public trial!!! This sucks! But wait! There's still hope!


"If the accuser who is in talks with John's lawyer right now is unable to reach a settlement, he is absolutely prepared to file a lawsuit against him. The man isn't intimidated by John's celebrity status and just wants the actor to be held accountable for his actions."


Well, we can only hope and pray that Johnny is feeling like a cheap-O! 

Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron in Paperboy, Director Lee Daniels explains

Hello, gorgeous fans. So the most crazy scene to come out of the Cannes Film Festival is a scene from The Paperboy which stars Nicole Kidman, Zac Efron, etc. In the scene, Zac Efron's character has been severely stung by a jellyfish. Some other girls try and pee on him, but Kidman's character PUSHES them aside and says, "If anyone's gonna pee on you, it's going to be me." Well...and then she supposedly does. Lee Daniels said that he considered not putting this scene in the movie, but that Nicole Kidman interceded. "Lee, you made me pee on Zac Efron," she said. "If you don't put that in the movie, you're out of your freakin' mind. I did it! I did it!" True...because the reviews haven't been great, they need SOMETHING to get people to go! HA! I mean...I will definitely see it regardless of Zac Efron being urinated on, but it definitely helps...

Enormous fine for saying the F-Word on TV! Wow!

Hello, my beautiful, gorgeous fans! Whoopi and the rest of the ladies of the View were doing and interview and Whoopi was asked if she had a hard time adjusting to a daytime television show. She admitted that she did and jokingly said she had to work on becoming "socially acceptable again." HA! Me too, Whoopi, me too. Anyway, she also went on to say that cursing was an enormous NO NO and that if you say the F-word you get a $300,000 fine from the FCC!!! That is nuts! Isn't there a delayed feed so they can bleep you?!? Crazy!

Charlize and Kristen's photoshoot

Hello, gorgeous fans. So, I absolutely love this photos from Interview Magazine. I especially like that Charlize seems to be sniffing Kristen like she's a magical fairy or resistant to vampire powers...I guess Kristen is used to this by now. The both of them look STUNNING. Although I never love the slicked back hair thing, I DO like Kristen's makeup and clothes. Charlize looks absolutely stunning as always. I'm also digging the gender bending that Kristen seems to be doing...I'm sort of getting a Lesbian, power couple vibe...hot?

Levi Johnston might go for the Full Monty!??

Hello, gorgeous ones. So, rumor has it that Levi Johnston is BRRROOOKE. He is way behind on child support payments for Bristol and her baby. Now he's knocked up his current girlfriend and plans to sell information about his new baby to make some extra cash, like revealing the name he's choosing...and get this...he's naming her Breeze Beretta...after the gun...::smacks head::. The one glimmering hope is maybe doing another Playgirl spread! The only catch is, he'd have to go for the FULLLLL MONTY!


Daniel Nardicio, the former vice-president of marketing at Playgirl said the magazine would definitely go for another shoot with Levi, but only if he takes it all off. He also said, “I believe if he were willing to go full frontal I could get him a pretty fair deal -- say $25,000 for a layout. I was privy to his endowment and can say he has nothing to be ashamed of.” WELL, WELL, WELL! PLEASE let this happen! Also...do you think Sarah Palin just looks at Bristol everyday and asks, "Are you even MORE of an idiot than I am?"

Jamie Lynn Spears is alive!!!

Hello, gorgeous fans. The last time we were hearing about Jamie Lynn Spears, she was knocked up at 16 and had her show on Nickelodeon cancelled (Zoe 101...which I definitely watched). Maybe you remember this as well, just around the time Jamie Lynn got preggers, Britney was having her breakdown...this is a time I don't usually like to think on, as it was so upsetting. Now, after five years (I can't believe it's been that long) Jamie Lynn has reared her head out of the diaper filled abyss to sit down for an interview with Glamour Magazine. Jamie had this to say about her situation...

"I was 16. I'd had one boyfriend. It doesn't make it perfect or all right. But I was judged for something that probably most everyone does. I was young. I was in love. I was like every other teenager, except I had this last name..."

True story. Also, she talked a little about her COMEBACK. Jamie Lynn is hoping to jump-start her music career. Back in November, 2011, Jamie performed a set of her own songs for friends and family. Hope it works out! I want the Spears girls to be happy!

Little Kim Kardashian as Mini Mouse!

Awwwwwww, Kim was such a cute kid!!! Kim tweeted this pic this past weekend! So cute!!!

Marin Mazzie belting sometimes

Hello, gorgeous fans. I have always been an enormous fan of Marin Mazzie. I first saw her in the wildly acclaimed revival of Kiss Me Kate with Brian Stokes Mitchell, and have been a fan of her sometimes thrilling, sometimes weird, always enjoyable singing. Marin made her big splash when she created the role of Clara in Sondheim's Passion. She got MAJORLY naked for it and sang and acted the role beautifully. She also originated the role of Mother in Ragtime. Since then she has gone on to be Broadway's best replacement. It's really so weird. She hasn't originated many roles at all, but for many successful shows, she'll replace the leading lady. For example: Aldonza in the 2002 Man of La Mancha Revival, Lady of the Lake in Spamalot, and most recently Diana in Next to Normal. She also just starred in the Off-Broadway revival of Carrie as Veronica...I mean Margaret, Carrie's crazy mother.

Marin has always done the same thing: low belting with full throated head voice. Well, LITTLE DID I KNOW, Marin, in her earlier days, sometimes did really thrilling highish belting. Exciting! Check out this clip of her in Merrily We Roll Along in 1991! Also, check out Marin more recently in Carrie...ugh

Les Miserables Movie Pics!

Hello, gorgeous ones! Here are some pictures from the upcoming Les Miserables movie. I'm so curious to see how this turns out. It seems like it might be really gritty, which I like. It'll make the often silly/amazing music seem less silly. Also...why does Eponine's waste look SOOOO tiny?!?! More pics here!

Kim Kardashian on Drop Dead Diva!

Hello, gorgeous ones! I am so excited!!! Kim's ACTING debut is coming up on June 3rd! Kim will be appearing on Lifetime's Drop Dead Diva for 3 episodes! Kim plays a new love interest for Fred, the main character's "guardian angel." Basically, Kim looks even more gorgeous when she's acting in a TV show. I will DEFINITELY be tuning in to check out how she does. SO excited for this. ALSO, supposedly Kim was a total DOLL during shooting, was completely professional and got along great with everyone! She's the best.

David Beckham on Elle Cover

Um...tattoos normally don't do it for me...but this...is just a gift. Thank you Elle :)

Items stolen from Kim Kardashian's luggage

Hell, gorgeous ones! I actually legitimately feel bad for Kim about this. Kim was flying back from Cannes and arrived back in the states to find that items from her luggage had been stolen! Just FYI, Kim was flying British Airways. The reality star took to her twitter...

"Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage and taking some special items of mine! Some things are sentimental and not replaceable.

What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There's no sense of security and no trust!

Shame on you!"

Just FYI, British Airways, that's almost 15,000,000 people that now know items can get stolen by your staff. Ouch. 

Lindsay Lohan owes tanning salon $40,000!

Hello, gorgeous fans. So, if you were wondering how Lindsay keeps up her orange glow, it's because she tans...a lot. A tanning salon in Las Vegas is claiming that Lindsay owes them $40,000 in services. That is a LOT of fake tanning! A judge had already ruled that Lindsay was to pay up, but for some reason she hasn't done it yet...hmmm...I mean, I'm SURE she has at least some of that money...if not all. Who knows, but sounds like she should pay up, and fast!

Justin Bieber assaults photographer!!

Hello, gorgeous ones! It seems that little Justin Bieber got into a fight with a paparazzi photographer while he was out shopping with his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, this past weekend. Supposedly, the paparazzi were using their car to block Justin and Selena's car from being able to move so they could snap a shot of the couple together. The Biebs lost his cool and started yelling at the paparazzo and THEN a fight broke out. There were lots of witnesses at the scene as well...oops. The police were called to the scene, but Justin was already long gone. If the photographer files charges, Justin could be charged with a battery misdemeanor....UH OH!

Cynthia Nixon gets married!

Hello, gorgeous ones. The LESBIAN actress, Cynthia Nixon, got married to her longtime girlfriend. Their marriage comes after years of being together and fighting for same-sex marriage in New York. Nixon's rep confirmed that the couple were now legally married in New York and that Cynthia wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera. Cute! All the best to the lezzy couple!

Sparkly makeup MUST HAVE: Lorac Liquid Lustre

Hello, my gorgeous fans! So, as I've told you in the past, one of my favorite things to do is a GLITTER eye, where you put eyelash glue on your eyelid and then spread glitter on it...it will NOT move, BUT it is messy and you may not want to put eyelash glue on your eyelid, but you just want an amazing glittery look. Well, now you can have glittery eyes without the mess! Glitter fallout is the WORST. Lorac 3D Liquid Lustre is a fabulous product that took me a little while to figure out. It comes in a VERY liquidy form and you apply it with a dropper. When I first got it I used WAY too much and couldn't blend it and it creased and I was mystified as to why everyone was so excited about it. 

After almost a year, I found it in my makeup case and gave it another go. I read up online about ways to apply it. The amazing thing about this stuff is that even though it appears white, when spread and blended it is actually just a silvery glitter, and in each drop there is an impossible amount of glitter particles. What I do is apply my base colors first and then I open the container and dip the dropper in...ironically I don't even use the dropper itself, just the side of it, and dap little dots on the area I want to be glittery. Then I take a brush and lightly blend it in. TA DA! Magic glitter eyes! Also, this will NOT change the color of your base shadow, it will only create a top coat of silvery glitter magic, almost making it look like you have real glitter on. They also now make a gold one, which I haven't gotten yet, but will get it as soon as I can get to Sephora. I can only imagine it's the same thing, but with a golden effect as opposed to silver.  Check it out.

P.S: You do NOT need to use a lot of this product. ONE DROP goes a LONG way.

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez reunite...embracing!

Hello, my gorgeous ones! This is a weekend of reconciliation. First Demi and Ashton, and now Jenny from the Block and Marc Anthony. I mean, they're probably not getting back together, but it's nice to see them getting along! They are producers of a reality competition called ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen and they appeared at the finale show hand-in-hand and embracing. Nice that they can be civil to each other. Also, I love J.Lo's minidress. So cute! Great hair too!

Kim's Yellow Dress

Hello, my gorgeous ones! So, Kim made an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival wearing a yellow Elie Saab dress that and I actually just ADORE. I am all about belts with illusion waste things. As a woman of a certain size, stuff like that always comes in handy ;)! I was reading at some other blogs that they weren't crazy about the color, and while I might have preferred this dress with an elegant pattern, or blue-grey, or maybe red? BUT, Kim, as usual, rocks out this yellow and looks stunning! I like the hair too and makeup too. The earrings are a little much for me, but what do you think?

This amazing Bachelor...

Hello, gorgeous ones. I was turned on to Dlisted recently, and it is literally LOL city. He is SUCH a funny writer. Anyway, he recently posted pictures of THIS guy. He is a Eastern European bachelor who lives in some Louis XIV Furniture nightmare house. This is what he says in his online personal post...

“To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for YOU. Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi, Contact: +33-#########″

Oh my god...get me a plane ticket to wherever this guy is. I need his EXACT location. I need to frolic in his gilded gold house with his mink coats. Also, I feel sorry for the guy who is taking these pictures. The amount of time he had to keep a straight face while this masterpiece was meticulously shot, complete with costume changes, is just an accomplishment in itself. 

 

Demi and Ashton getting back together?!

Hello, gorgeous ones! So supposedly Ashton and Demi showed up to the birthday party of the man that officiated their marriage. This must have brought up all sorts of memories of good times because supposedly they were both just enamored with each other at the party. Ashton supposedly made a toast where he said, "I've made so many horrendous mistakes this year," and broke down crying during the toast. Demi is said to have been looking on..."frozen." THEN they were spotted hugging for a really long time and talking "intimately" for a long while. Hmmm...well, that'd be great if they got together, but...THEY SOUND LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING PARTY GUESTS EVER. I can just see it though. They both show up to a lovely party and both have meltdowns and make it about themselves. Geez, guys. Get a hotel suite and work it out in private!

5 Of the World's Most Expensive Hotel Suites

Hello gorgeous ones. I just love stuff like this.

The first suite is in Dallas, Texas at The Joule. Comes with a "martini station" multi levels and that awesome Zebra Ottoman! Only $7,500 a night!

The New York Palace Hotel has a gold guilder suite that comes with Butler service. Only $22,000 a night...wow....that's just stupid. 

The Presidential Suite at the Montage Beverly Hills which includes a Mercedes rental that you can drive around in while you're in town! $9,000!

The Royal Suite at the Four Seasons, Washington D.C. Besides being gorgeous and having a fireplace, there's also a private gym. Only $15,000 a night!

The Mandarin Oriental in Barecelona has an enormous double balcony that looks over the gorgeous city. $7,800 a night!

To be honest though, none of the features of these suites sound like they're all that worth the money, but to each their own! 

Robert Pattinson as Finnick in Hunger Games: Cathing Fire?!

Hello, gorgeous fans! So, there's been a rumor flying around that Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight movies, is being chased down by producers for the role of Finnick in Catching Fire. He's the big, strong, blonde hottie who helps Katniss through her second Hunger Games. Everyone is saying it is pretty unlikely that Robby Robby Pat Pat will sign on for ANOTHER franchise movie, but...wouldn't he really want the $$$? Hmmm....I guess we'll see.

J.Lo has crotch problems...

Hello, gorgeous ones! Lately, La Lopez has been making really great fashion decisions, but I was not feeling these harem pants...otherwise she looked gorgeous. I'm cool with a low crotch pair of paints on women, but these are just TOO low. Hmmm...what do you guys think?

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Kim fights back against drug abuse rumors

Hello, gorgeous fans. Earlier this week everyone was reporting that Kim was having issues with prescription drugs and that Khloe had given her an ultimatum. Supposedly Kim had problems with drugs in the past. Now she and those close to her are fighting back against these rumors. Here's what Kim's spokesperson says, But Kim's spokesperson tells me, "This is 100 percent not true and completely ridiculous." What a relief. Here's what a "source" had to say...


"It is impossible to be as successful as Kim if you are abusing pills," a friend of the reality star tells me. "Her drug is work. She absolutely loves what she does and wouldn’t be able to do it if this rumor was true. Anyone that knows her knows she doesn't really drink, let alone take pills. She knows her body and the way she looks is a major part of her brand and takes great care of herself. Unlike lots of other celebrities her age, you don't see Kim leaving nightclubs in the early hours of the morning looking a little worse for wear. She is very much anti-drug, both illegal ones and prescriptions."


Well, I hope this is all true. Kim needs to continue being amazing and gorgeous and botoxed for years to come!! No drugs for you!