Susan Boyle: The Musical?

Hello, my shimmering, glowing, beauteous fans! So, I had been keeping this under wraps for a while, but there is a Susan Boyle musical going on tour titled I Dreamed a Dream. I was initially approached to do this project, but they soon realized I was far too beautiful to play the role of Susan Boyle, and went with another actress: Elaine C Smith....whoever that is. Anyway, the show sounds...interesting. I wonder if Susan's cats will be supporting roles in the musical? Picture it: Her talking cat, singing a supportive melody, "You can do it Susie!" Belted response: "No I can't, you stupid cat!!! I want to sing and be like THAT!" (Points at  her Elaine Paige poster). It'd be marvelous, the mind of La Boyle unfolded into theatrical gold...